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Check out HRMD's fresh drop—the "When in Doubt, Always Blame a Man" French Terry Heavyweight tee. Rockin' that black hue and crafted from 100% legit French Terry Cotton, this tee's a vibe for sure. Clocking in at 240 GSM, it's heavy, comfy, and ready to roll.

Now, about that print—it's all about stirring the pot! HRMD's always been about pushing boundaries and keeping it real with our designs. Remember "God Hates Us All" and "Hang in There"? Well, now it's all about "Always Blame a Man"! No shade thrown at any other gender, but you know sometimes there's a bit of truth or irony hidden in the mix, right?

We're not here for the basic memes, nah! But we'll drop jokes and some honest truths on a tee like nobody's business. Our fabric game's strong, sourced from the top vendors in the country. Quality's our game, and these tees are worth every penny 'cause they last longer than your favorite track on repeat.

Now, let's talk scene! Throw this tee on, and you're ready to own any party, gathering, or scene you walk into. It's not just a tee—it's a conversation starter, a head-turner, and an eye-catcher all rolled into one. Trust us, heads will turn, laughs will echo, and eyes will roll in the most trollful way possible.

This tee ain't just about style—it's a statement, it's about the culture. It's for the wild souls who vibe with house music, who live for the party, and who ain't afraid to stand out in the crowd. It's HRMD's ode to the free spirits, the ones who aren't afraid to stir things up and have a blast doing it. 

You can in fact also get this one for your dad, uncles, aunts and married friends!

So, if you're part of our crew—the party-loving, music-thumping crowd aged 18 to 32—this tee's callin' your name. Step up, stand out, and rep that HRMD swagger with the "When in Doubt, Always Blame a Man" tee!